I'm thrilled yet exhausted from watching all the inaugural festivities on TV. Getting my hopes up is tiring. Yes I can, and I will, after I take a nap.
Why not start off the new year right? Do nothing for the first 29 days. Then fly, drive, or walk to San Francisco to see me perform at SF Sketchfest.
I will be appearing at Penguin's Comedy Club in Davenport, Iowa March 5-7. Buy your tickets now. Then move to the Quad Cities in late February.
I made only one New Year's Resolution. Thus far I have not been able to develop any super powers that I am aware of, except the ability to quickly get on people's nerves. I can name a super power if that helps. China?
That's all for now. If you want a transcript of this "shtick," feel free to copy and paste.
Love,
Andy Kindler
That power isn't that super. I have it too.
Posted by: Kurt | January 22, 2009 at 08:39 PM
Remember, if you go from San Francisco to Davenport you have to spend two mights in a decompression chamber in Des Moines. I know, I had to do it.
Posted by: JP | January 23, 2009 at 12:35 AM
By the way, if you click on my initials before 1/27 you will see my brand of visual humor. You may want to sit first.
Posted by: JP | January 23, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Remember, If you go from San Francisco to Davenport you have to spend 2 nights in a decompression chamber. I know, I had to do it.
Also, if you would like to see my brand of visual humor you should click on my initials before 1/27. You may want to sit down first.
Posted by: JP | January 23, 2009 at 12:41 AM
I do not usually repeat myself, especially in writing. Its actually easier to catch the repitition when I write since I type with one finger and it takes an hour for any post I attempt to make. I think there is a glitch in your posting mechanism.
Posted by: JP | January 23, 2009 at 12:43 AM
"A Glitch in your posting mechanism" was the name of my first comedy CD.
Posted by: Andy Kindler | January 23, 2009 at 09:04 AM
And how many times did you repeat yourself on that album?
Posted by: JP | January 23, 2009 at 10:42 PM
This doesn't relate to this post, but wasn't Hitler a Taurus?
Posted by: Some Guy | January 25, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Thank you Her Eichman! (Hey Andy, don't you love it when bits of your routin becomes the banter of plain folk on you blog?)
Posted by: JP | January 25, 2009 at 01:06 PM
Some ideas for next month's post title:
febuSCARY (my skin's crawling already!)
SCHLEPuary (plenty of candidates to pick from.)
ESTuary (-it's for the birds!....?)
FREDuary (perhaps a McMurray my 3 Sons tribute. If you're looking for someone still alive how about Fred Willard?)
....just a few ideas sticking to the apparent theme in case you're looking for some.
Posted by: JP | February 02, 2009 at 12:16 AM
LIKE A SCHLEMELE I POSTED THIS ON YESvember SO HERE IT IS AGAIN!
Some ideas for next month's post title:
febuSCARY (my skin's crawling already!)
SCHLEPuary (plenty of candidates to pick from.)
ESTuary (-it's for the birds!....?)
FREDuary (perhaps a McMurray my 3 Sons tribute. If you're looking for someone still alive how about Fred Willard?)
....just a few ideas sticking to the apparent theme in case you're looking for some.
Posted by: JP | February 02, 2009 at 12:18 AM
Hey, what the heck is going on here?
Posted by: JP | February 02, 2009 at 12:19 AM