I Hate Keeping In Touch

Lets face it.  This communicating via words in written form with sentences and everything is just not working out as I planned.  Plus it doesn't pay anything.  I get nothing for this.  Do you see any banner ads on this website?  In fact this whole website thing is not all it's cracked up to be.  I haven't made a dime on it.  I actually have to pay to keep this charade chugging along.  I don't know what I would do if I got any real traffic.  Or hits.  Or whatever they call it.  I might have to get a server or a hostess or an external fire wire hard drive thingy.  I don't even know what I'm talking about.

But enough complaining.  For now.  I will complain again real soon.  All you need to know is that I am still in the "business," whatever that word means.  Also I will be appearing at Comix Comedy Club in New York City this Friday, April 11, and Saturday, April 12.  I probably shouldn't have capitalized the words comedy and club in that last sentence.  See how annoying this process is?  Now I'm back to complaining.

In May I will be embarking (who still uses that word?) on a big time comedy tour called Stand Uppity with comedians Eugene Mirman and Marc Maron.  We even have a sponsor.  23/6.  Eat your heart out.

That's all for now.  Boy was this fun.  I'm so glad I was able to "touch base." 

Love,
Andy Kindler

Comments

[schticky]

Yeah! You were great at Lakeshore last time -- can't wait to see you again on the Stand Uppity Tour!

Do all comedy clubs play 80s top 40 music, or is that just in Chicago? I always feel like I've walked into a carnival exhibit, or something. Expect everybody on stage to have big hair and rant about Reaganomics.

But you don't. He doesn't! It's gonna be great! We're going to Montreal too!

[Bob]

Your show in Chicago was great! When is www.fandykindler.com coming online, for all the internet fans to meet in one place?

[Justin]

Greetings!

good to see from you!
looking forward to the next base touch.

j

[Kurt]

I missed your New York show! Is it on YouTube yet?

[Andy Kindler]

My New York shows were cancelled because I had my appendix removed. Luckily my funny bone remains intact, this email notwithstanding.
Schticky: All the music played in comedy venues is ironic. Or sarcastic.
Windy City Bob: If I had the twelve dollars I would buy the domain name fandykindler.com
Justin: Go Mets!

[Justin]

score!
ha.

Andy you ever think bout doing more animated work?
I ask because I'm an animator and i'd love to collab.

thoughts?

j

[Justin Sosa]

Hey Andy...

Didja recover from that bad fall during that Letterman sketch at the convention?

That bruise looked pretttttttttttttty bad!

[JP]

Well, I must say you are definately more depressing than Frank Caliendo- he likes to keep in touch, with a fancy schmancey full color newsletter where he is either John Madden or Gearge W. Bush, you on the other hand are just wearing a beanie and look like you are about to end it all by jumping into the East river- but it is a dreary day isn't?

When ever I see that header pick I get a strange visual of Simon & Garfunkel singing Alanis Morisette songs. Erie- but perhaps you are at Lake Erie? Then all of this makes sense.

I have never seen you live, but what I have seen has made me smile profusely! (the term "live" means in person- when I saw you on TV you appreaed to be living...)