Let me be the last to impersonally wish you and your entire ilk a Happy New Year! Now it's time to stop celebrating and get back to obsessing and compulsing. You know what they say. You can't spell the word neurotic without all the necessary letters.
If the above paragraph confused you, join the club. Or form a new club, but don't call it Kiwanis or Rotary. Those names are taken already. How about Club Sandwich? Or just make yourself a sandwich and cut out the middle man. Or leave the middle man in the sandwich. That's your call. In any case, get off my back.