I will be, or just was, on the Late Show with David Letterman. See how I cover all the bases? You can't even see the bases because I covered them so well. Don't make me hedge my bets, or rob Peter to annoy Paul. Is it six of one, or a half dozen of the other? You do the math. In the meantime, give me five onion, three poppy, and the rest sesame.
How do I top my Late Show appearance? How about a return trip to the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta, Georgia? Pinch me, I must be in the deep South.
In November, Thanksgiving comes early with my visit to Penguin's Comedy Club in Quad Cities, Iowa. Slap me, I must be in the Midwest.