I'm thrilled yet exhausted from watching all the inaugural festivities on TV. Getting my hopes up is tiring. Yes I can, and I will, after I take a nap.
Why not start off the new year right? Do nothing for the first 29 days. Then fly, drive, or walk to San Francisco to see me perform at SF Sketchfest.
I will be appearing at Penguin's Comedy Club in Davenport, Iowa March 5-7. Buy your tickets now. Then move to the Quad Cities in late February.
I made only one New Year's Resolution. Thus far I have not been able to develop any super powers that I am aware of, except the ability to quickly get on people's nerves. I can name a super power if that helps. China?
That's all for now. If you want a transcript of this "shtick," feel free to copy and paste.