I have election fever. So does John McCain. Maybe he should take an anti-inflammatory. Get it? Whenever I tag something with "get it," you can rest assured there's nothing to get. I wish I could rest assured, or at least take a poised nap.
I am voting for Obama for President. There. I said it. Or wrote it. Deal with it. Deal with it, or no deal with it. I am confident this election will go my way. Trust me. I've never been right. I just hope there is no October surprise. That would be terrible. I hate October surprises. On the other hand, I love Oktoberfest. Who knows how to party better than the Germans, besides everybody?
By the time you read this, I will have already appeared at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis. Get in your time machine, and check it out.
Don't forget to rock the vote. However, under no circumstances, should you rock the boat. Or tip the boat over.
That is all for now. If there was more, I would add it here.