Nothing like a Don McLean reference to get this shtick off to a great start, as in hey, you start-led me with your obscure reference. The previous sentence might contain word play, but I'm not playing. I'm serious. Serious as a heart attack, which is the standard (and poor) answer to how serious are you?
There's so much not going on in my career I don't know where to stop. But that's not what this is about. You don't come to this website for career updates. You don't come here at all, unless you were looking for the professional wrestling guy who has the same name as me, and stumbled here by mistake. I wish I was the other Andy Kindler, just so I wouldn't have to keep reading his credits on my IMDB page and getting agitated. Plus that's all I really need to round out my career. "You may recognize our next comedian as Jamison from the World Wrestling Federation. He wasn't Jamison from the World Wrestling Federation but feel free to recognize him that way. Or don't recognize him. Watch his comedy without identifying him."
Well, I guess that covers none of it. Once again I was able to construct a series of words and sentences that convey no information.