Thank you all for signing my petition pleading with the federal government to change Rocktober to Reggaetober. Because of your efforts, we made a difference. What’s more important? Fighting global warming, or changing monikers? The question is both rhetorical and confusing. We must apply the same discipline and drive to changing the name of November to Bossanovember. Won’t you help? Lets do something. If you are at all nervous about Iran and their nuclear thingy, and take whatever George W. Bush says at face value, get behind Bossanovember. If you were unaware that there is a World Series even when you are watching the World Series, and enjoy hearing Dane Cook say the name Manny Ramirez, then join me, won’t you? For just pennies a day you can buy a package of mints after a few days.
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Today’s viewer poll question. Are you outraged? The answer to yesterday’s quiz question was yes.