The "Secret" is out. It's a book, a DVD, and soon will be available as a meal replacement bar. Everyone is talking about it, usually in a derisive manner. Oprah endorsed it for a couple of days before back pedaling. Soon I will be releasing the Comedy Secret. Do you want to be a world famous comedian? Just close your eyes and say over and over to yourself: "I’m hilarious. I’m hilarious." Now visualize yourself performing your act in front of thousands of people in an inappropriately huge stadium. The crowd is laughing uncontrollably and slapping their knees. You must have just told a knee slapper. Now write yourself a check for ten million dollars and stick it in your pocket. Don’t cash it yet. You don’t have sufficient funds. Then go enter a "Last Comic Standing" type contest, and wait for the money to pour in. If it doesn’t pour in, give up.
When it comes to where I will be appearing live, the public has a right to know. Friday, April 6, and Saturday, April 7, I will be performing at Comix Comedy Club in New York. Wednesday, April 11, through Saturday, April 14, I will be in Philadelphia at Helium Comedy Club.
That is all for now.
Love,
Andy
Have your Helium dates on my calendar. Can't wait!
Posted by: ACG | April 03, 2007 at 05:41 AM
I was recently at a Disney World resort and think perhaps I saw you there. If not, there is someone running around who looks and sounds remarkably like you and was with your wife, children and what seemed to be your mother in law. Just kidding about the wife. Am I horribly mistaken?
Posted by: EAD | April 30, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Andy,
I met you in the security line at the Atlanta Airport on April 22. I work in PR for the Airport, and I was doing a media escort.
We talked for a while, and I have to tell you you were one of the coolest guys I ever met!
I've met other celebrities and comedians, and they always seem annoyed to have someone notice them, but you were really down to earth and made the security line pleasant for once (it sucks that I work at the airport and still have to go through security, but anyways...).
I did a search on you to find your website because I just had to let you know that you have restored my faith in the idea that celebs are people too.
If you ever perform in Atlanta, I'm there!
Herschel
Posted by: Herschel | May 01, 2007 at 07:04 AM
EAD: I was not at Disney World recently but this guy who looks like me seems to be having the time of his (or my) life. I did go to Disney World once years ago. When you get a wake up call it's Mickey Mouse telling you to get up because there are a lot of "big doings" going on.
Thank you so much Herschel. I remember our conversation very well, and really enjoyed talking with you as well. If you join the semi (quasi?) popular Andy Kndler mailing list, you will get a posting next time I go to Atlanta. This sounds like a pitch, but it's not really. No salesman will call. I make no money from the mailing list, and very little money in general from anything. Thanks again Herschel.
Posted by: Andy Kindler | May 15, 2007 at 11:38 PM
I can't get to Montreal this year - and I will miss your Industry Address - it was the only reason to attend. Honestly. You draw at least one - and I can't make it - sorry.
Can you please get someone to film this years SOTIA? I'll buy a reasonably priced DVD off you. Plus - it will give you some merchandise you can sell at the back of the room when you do your little skits.
Posted by: i enjoy your act | June 03, 2007 at 04:13 PM
I am working on this project right now. Well soon.
Posted by: Andy Kindler | June 27, 2007 at 04:58 AM
Завод изготовитель предлагает:
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Posted by: Wollerwarly | January 18, 2008 at 12:19 PM